About me

Hey you there!

Seeking,ONLYWomen, in fact enough for me but also a. xD

Furthermore, I expect some level nen and decency, for I have too.

Everything else is also clearONLYwith sympathy.

I have just real.

If you mean very 'different' **** of does not scare you have studied the profile and not only flew, you were still interested, then write to me quietly.

to me:

- The German language in written and powerfully
- Intellect exists and eloquently
- DOMINANT definitely, I'm in the pants
- Guy and not a BubiandNO FAKE
- Not for BDSM, KV, NS and other **** to have, I am indeed hardcore, but in another sense, nem

- Am rather normal things

Leaving aside the fact I'm not confused or mentally ill in the head, like most people here, unfortunately, are only a few exceptions.

I am confident and very directly from me, but to all appearances, what I've seen here so that is a good thing. ^ ^

- Men (bin hetereo and it will stay, colleagues)
- People who offer here for sale, no matter the reason, or should I take the hour 100 €?

I do that here, enjoy sex, not because I do not make ends meet .- Persons who wish to write to me and come zutexten only because:

1. my free time is precious

2. I have no money for meaningless babble away, then I go to a psychiatrist !!!... or I sit too high at times in DC mail, then one sees who it is worth it.

- People who want me to come without having to go to the anstressen Igno and MDH-Support

Biste Fake(Guy who pretends to be a woman, why scheissegal me or what I know)... then piss off by this profile, write no email, no pull up a LOT more than 2000 € and see only the country you win!


"Chuck Norris does not pay prostitutes, the prostitutes pay Chuck Norris! "

"You say you have 12,000 women gebumbst? For Chuck Norris is: Tuesday morning means. "

"The quickest way to a man's heart is' fist with Chuck Norris. "

"That was the end of Walker: Texas Ranger runs are no credits. It is in fact a list of people who have missed out on the day a Chuck Norris Roundhouse - Kick. "

"When Chuck Norris does push - ups, he pushes himself is not high, but the Earth down. "

"Chuck Norris knows everything - except the definition of grace. "

"Once someone wanted to tell Chuck Norris, not the Roundhouse - Kicks would be the best way to contact someone. This is now regarded as the biggest mistake in human history. "

"If you Chuck Norris in Scrabble spells, you-win forever! "

"Chuck Norris took my virginity, and he will you also take your damn it! If you're thinking: "That's impossible, I'm not a virgin." Then you simply lie just wrong! "

"Chuck Norris goes to donate blood at times. Just never his own. "

"Before each day of filming of Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris gets a lethal dose of narcotics rhinoceros. It is also necessary, otherwise he would kill any of his films opponents. "

"There is a fixed order in the universe: space, time, Chuck Norris ... is just fun, Chuck Norris comes first. "

"Chuck Norris does not eat. The food knows that the only place where she can be safe from his fists, Chuck Norris' is its own stomach. "

"Chuck Norris was once skydive. But he had to promise never to do it again. A Grand Canyon is enough! "

"Chuck Norris once went with a huge erection down a street. There were no survivors. "

"Chuck Norris has a deep respect for human life ... unless it is in his way! ""The main export of Chuck Norris is pain! "

"Chuck Norris was actually born as a triplet. His brothers were DEATH and PAIN! "

"Previously, the Bermuda Triangle known as the Bermuda Square, until Chuck Norris has weggekickt at least one of the corners. "

"If you're in a bar, you can have a drink named" Chuck Norris order. This drink is also known as "Bloody Mary, but only if your name is Mary. "

"He who laughs last, laughs best. He who laughs at Chuck Norris ... dies. "

»Time is running because she wants to escape from Chuck Norris. "

"When Chuck Norris does not throw bowling strikes, he knocks away the outermost pin, the other nine faint. "

"Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart is smart enough to know that Chuck Norris is better not obtained. "

"Once Superman has Chuck Norris challenged to arm wrestle. The loser had to wear his underpants over his trousers. "

"The Bible says that God had created the universe in 6 days. The so far is true. Previously, Chuck Norris created God ... with a snap. "

"Chuck Norris does a stunt - Double. But only in scenes where he is crying. "

"In the 2nd World War has little Chuck once shot down a German plane. He pointed his finger at the sky and yelled "BANG!" "

"Chuck Norris does not own a house. He needs only to go to other people's houses and the residents move out. "

"Chuck Norris uses a live rattlesnake as a condom. "

"A sign for a disabled parking place has nothing to do with wheelchair riders. In reality it is a warning: This park belongs to Chuck Norris and he will kick you in the wheelchair there, if you park! "

"Chuck Norris does not watch porn ... He turns them! "

"James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. As he once thought, he realized that would be his film a documentary. So he opted for Arnold Schwarzenegger. "

"Chuck Norris proved that we are alone in the universe. Before his first Weltallerkundung we were not. "

"Chuck Norris once had the idea to keep his pee in cans. Today we called the Red Bull "

"When Chuck Norris looks at the sky, clouds, sweating with fear. We know the form of rain! "

"Human cloning is well known, banned because you could clone Chuck Norris. Then it would be possible that 2 Chuck - Norris - Roundhouse - Kicks would meet. Scientists believe that because the universe would cease to exist. "

»Sido once asked:" Who is Chuck Norris? " Since then, he wears a mask ... "

"The pedestrian traffic lights in Chuck Norris' home town say" Die Hard "and" die quickly ". They then show a picture of Chuck Norris, as he strikes a pedestrian or occurs. "

"Chuck Norris has for his good looks and his martial arts skills sold his soul to the devil. Shortly after the pact was decided that Chuck has a roundhouse to the devil - kick miss in the face and took his soul back. The devil, like irony, could not be really mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. Since both play every 2nd Wednesday of the month poker. "

"If Freddy Krueger a nightmare, he dreams of Chuck Norris! "

"Chuck Norris CAN slam a swinging door. "

"In a normal, average living room there are 1242 things you can use the included Chuck Norris to kill you, even with the room. "

"Chuck Norris died 10 years ago. The TOD had so far just have not the courage to tell him. "

<<I <love this nonsense

More about Cali82xxx

What kind people would you like to meet?
Only people have the level, no **** blabber the foreword that says everything.
What are your hobbies?
Flying, martial arts, fitness in general, Paintball, Car Tuning, LAN Fight `s, Disco, Music, much too much ... achja>> SEX
What kind of music do you like?
Use ... I `m living for the HARDCORE ... Gabber, Hardstyle, Mukke the other as a pacemaker would. xD
Have you ever met someone in person that you got to know online?
Not really, here you will find almost all fakes, idiots or people who do not have 3 mails are worth, let alone any further thoughts.
A Party is not a Party without....
Chuck Norris, ... because then the party ended. :-D
If you had three wishes, what would you wish for?
Alles met, what big between their legs, thinking ne quite good vibes, I'm quite happy for that matter blessed.
What are the three most important things in your life?
My family, my best friend, my people
If you were stranded on an island what would you want to take with you?
So a woman should have to be with the rest you can search for it together ... we must be no MacGuyver. lach
How often do you visit the site?
Whenever I feel like stupid emails to read. 99% come into the garbage, and even on the evtll previously ignored.
Where is your favorite place to have sex?
Because where there is a very overpowered. Not because I'm very picky.
Your favorite sexual position?
like a question hrrhrr higher ...
What was your most extraordinary sexual experience?
In the city park and since then has been found by patrol ner. It was not painful, rather **** of funny, because after all we were allowed to come to an end. xD
What sex toys do you like?
A woman goes ... 2 but go. Yes, dear men, I sometimes also that of which here quite many idiots can only dream about. Muhahaha. xD
What is your favorite sex toy?
If there is no woman there ... so my favorite toys ... missing .... oh my god is!
What turns you on the most on a woman?
Character, charisma, Chrarakter, behavior ... everything has to fit anything.
Do you have a really hot sexual fantasy that you like to experience in real life?
Well, sex with 2 women ,.... but that's what I've been a few times to envy other guys may live. :-P
What type of women do you like?
2 questions above.
How often do you need sex?
Far too often ....
Is breast size important to you?
Do you have a fetish?
Insisted pussy, now makes me in any more. Bissle monotonous If every woman has an intimate completely bare. I am of course a good place to sit still advance, which is also wenns is hairy, if a shower and soap is known. xD